I Knew He Was a Weirdo by the Way He Eats His Toast
A Weirdo man but my weirdo man.
I Knew He Was a Weirdo by the Way He Eats His Toast
In the quiet dawn, he stands, a mystery at the table,
His toast arrives, and it’s not quite stable.
While others spread butter, or perhaps a jam,
He piles on pickles, or a slice of ham.
He munches away, with a twinkle and cheer,
While we watch, bewildered, and maybe a bit weird.
The way he crunches, the combinations he boasts,
I knew he was weird, by the way he eats his toast.
We laugh as his quirks come to light,
A little bit gormless, and yet, pure delight.
In every bite, there’s a tale that’s told,
Of a man who’s weird, in the morning’s glow.
So here’s to the odd, the wonderfully strange,
In his ways, there’s still room for change.
For in the humor and quirks that we host,
We celebrate him, by the way he eats his toast.
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George’s Girl 2026
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Comments (4)
Hahaha! My partner eats Swedish shrimp squirt cheese from a tube on hard bread... it's disgusting. Pickles and ham. Weirdo Funny 🤣🤣
omg!! I love this. my husband has a meal that I find weird. but I'm sure there ae others out there that might like it. boiled potatoes cut in quarters. topped with cottage cheese and raw onions............. as I said I think it's weird, too.
Hmm.Trying to think of a person who has a weird way of eating toast. Have to go with myself---I peel everything as I eat it!
I thnk this is awesome and quite humorous