Humor

~Tinkerbell's Letter to Cousin Shee!~
07/07/0001 Dear Cousin Shee, Hi, It's ME, your favoritesss cousin 2nd cousin twice removed Tinkerbell, Here I am writing back to you! I am so excited about having this opportunity as I had gone pretty far in giving up hope that I would ever see or hear back from anyone there back at home in Tinker Town! I want to start with saying THANK-YOU cousin Shee for NEVER GIVING UP on me, and finding where it is that I might be, and Thank-you for then going ahead and sending a MAP to HELP ME FIND MY WAY BACK to Tinker Town!
By Jennifer Cooley3 months ago in Fiction
How, Too. Top Story - January 2026.
Many people wonder how, too. You are not alone, and I am an expert. I will teach you how, too! First, you need to remit a small application fee and fill out an application describing the nature of your financial situation and how often payments will be made, as this will have great bearing on how well I teach you how, too.
By Harper Lewis3 months ago in Fiction
Care Instructions
Thank you, for agreeing to watch my animals again. I understand last time, how difficult Lucy made the experience for you. Lucy really is a good dog, granted she has her corks but I know once you learn to navigate her eccentricities the two of you will get along splendidly. Hopefully, these instructions will help with that learning curve, so this transition will be uneventful while you’re together. Let’s start with instructions for Ruby Bubbles care, being a cat she is by far my low maintenance pet.
By Susan Loblaw3 months ago in Fiction
Ruin Your Mid-Twenties
Social streaming, also called life streaming, is one of the best ways to absolutely obliterate your circadian rhythm. Start because you are lonely. Like cosmically lonely. Like you talk to the kettle lonely.
By Lacie Grayson3 months ago in Fiction
Mundane Microwave Instructions
A microwave oven has become such a mundane object in everyone's life that we at Microwave Global Inc. feel that instructions for its use are not needed. Nonetheless, every day we continue receiving reports of mishaps and accident legal claims involving microwaves.
By Lana V Lynx3 months ago in Fiction
Garbage Can Blues
THIS IS YOUR LOCAL RECYCLING GARBAGE MAN It has come to my attention that we have a severe problem, with the recycling garbage customers. Let me review the terms of agreement, and the rules of engagement to be able to have a recycle Garbage Can.
By Gregory Payton3 months ago in Fiction
What If?
"Hi Cindy!" "Hi yourself, John!" "Are you ready to go on an awesome hike?" "Sure, I'm excited. I brought the snacks. Did you bring a flashlight?"
By Julie Lacksonen3 months ago in Fiction
Guttersnipe
My grandmother kept pigeons on the roof of our row house in Baltimore. Not the fancy kind—just city birds, gray and purple and blue, with eyes like drops of oil. She called them her “sky-rats.” Every morning she’d climb the pull-down ladder in the hallway, the one with the missing third rung, and I’d hear the scrape of the aluminum door, the flutter, her low murmuring in Polish.
By Nwama Godspromise 3 months ago in Fiction
Penicillin
“Now dear friends, come close, come hither! Listen at my altar and you’ll be blessed forever! Good you’re all here. Post a pic or a missive. I’d hate for your neighbors to see you missin’.
By Matthew J. Fromm3 months ago in Fiction
The CEO’s Bitter Game
Avery Sinclair had spent the last three years rebuilding what her family had lost. Her father’s company, once a thriving enterprise, had been ruined in a single deal orchestrated by Damien Blackwood — the ruthless CEO whose name still made her blood boil. But Avery had a plan. She would rise, stronger and smarter, and one day, she would make him pay.
By Millicent Chisom3 months ago in Fiction
How to Survive the Dive. Content Warning.
A practical and introductory guide to Surviving the Dive It has come to this writer’s attention that there is yet no manual for the appropriate etiquette required, to attend a local dive bar in Wisconsin.
By Abbey June Schwartz3 months ago in Fiction
Smelly Neighbor
To the Community: In response to complaints from other businesses and residents about our company, we want to address these concerns.
By Andrea Corwin 3 months ago in Fiction