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Our Time-O-Scope Shows That All Of The Kids At The Science Fair Will Go On To Do Great Things, Except For Tommy, Who Will Die Horribly By The End Of This Fair.
“Welcome, everyone, to the 14th annual Bronson LaFollette 8th Grade Science Fair, where this year for the first time we will be judging the entries not just on originality, completeness, and scientific accuracy, but also on how much today’s performance in the science fair impacts your little darling’s future performance in society, thanks to the Time-O-Scope that Mr. Ott has finally perfected, the patent for which he has generously granted to the school after using it to realize that the three children born to his marriage would actually be the result of an affair his wife is having with his brother, one which started, ironically, at the same time he began to devote himself to inventing the Time-O-Scope! Could’ve used this little number before you actually invented it, eh, Mr. Ott? Live and learn, live and learn.”
By Briane Pagel4 years ago in Fiction
Troy Alexander: Hush & Scream Part Two.
Agent Billy Hill walks into Violet's Hosptial Room and introduces himself. Troy stands up and introduces himself to Billy. Billy expressed his condolences to Violet and her family. Billy walks into the hallway and asks Troy will come with him. Troy tells Alexis to stay with his family. Troy kisses Alexis and leaves. Violet tells Alexis that Brian can take care of himself. Alexis sits by Violet's side and she says I am so sorry What happened to your family and I hate we met under these circumstances. Violet says the only thing I am worried about is Kevin his right kidney was very damaged in the attack. Violet starts crying saying I tried to protect them . Alexis hugs Violet to comfort her and Amanda hugs her mom also.
By Victor Robinson II4 years ago in Fiction
The Universe Through A Child's Eyes
There is something about life as a parent that provides us with a feeling of history and a well established craving to send on into the cutting edge the extraordinary things we have found with regards to life. Furthermore a piece of that is the longing to impart in our youngsters the affection for science, of learning and especially the adoration for nature.
By Mandeep Singh4 years ago in Fiction
The Drunkard's Deal
Listen, you’re human right? So you get to know the feeling when something you did black out drunk comes back to bite you in the ass. Maybe it was a picture of yourself dancing on a table, to Let It Go, topless. That you’re friends then showed around at a birthday party. Now Nana won’t look you in the eyes.
By Elyssa Burd4 years ago in Fiction
Here I Am
Here I Am The bus rumbled like an empty stomach. We missed the bus stop by ten yards. It did stop. I got off alone. I didn’t wave; I trundled on; I had a hand-drawn map; it was damp with sweat, was it the right place? I thought so. She told me her farm would be easy to find. There was nothing here. Miles of green paddy fields. Or were they her farm?
By Colin Devonshire4 years ago in Fiction
The First Dance
They say your first official dance with a person is supposed to be magical but my first experience was at the age of sixteen with a friend at my high school formal. We were both having the time of our lives just dancing with friends all night, having fun as normal teens do. As we're wrapping up on the last group dance and getting ready for our staff to announce the court. We come down from dancing to go walk over to get some water from the beverage table they had up, and as we were making our way to the floor so the court could be announced a girl behind me had stepped on my dress and we had slipped together but it wasn't too serious of a fall, we go to helped each other up we laughed and walked away. As we walk to separate we continue to go back to them announcing court. As they announced the king and queen of the formal, everyone clapped for them and as they made a small little speech coming to the end of it they had a couple join them on the dance floor to have the first slow dance with the court. Happen to know the court, My date and I were picked to join them on the dance floor, as we make our way through everyone I notice a little water on the ground and had told my date there's water on the ground “we need to wipe it up “ he looks at me and says there no water could just be the glare from the lights flashing. As we make our way to the floor I push past the water being on the ground and as the song is about to play we get in position to start dancing. As he comes to spin me around I noticed the water I stepped over it this first time and he as in my date had seen it so as were dancing he trying to avoid the water but as were dancing I'm looking at him he slowly starts to falling and after I have seen him slipped on the little puddle of water on the ground I see he goes to grab onto me and well let's just say we're both lying on the ground after the song ends laughing because we slipped. As we were laying there laughing and everyone wanting to help us up and laughing we just continued to laugh about it as we went to get up were asked by staff if we were fine and nothing broke or anything with them being concerned about us falling we say no and go back to dancing. As the dance comes to an end we go outside a while talking my date brings up the fall and asked if I was embarrassed I tell him, no I wasn't it happens and he just smiles at me and says okay. As he continues to go on with what he was catalyzing he smile, an had asked if he could take me home since my dress was wet and he didn't want me going to get dinner like that. As I looked at him in an elated way he smiles and asked if I was ready to go. As you come to read my short little story I want you to think about a time you had that embarrassing moment and share it with someone. But please if you like my story leave a comment and subscribe also like and tip , have more stories to write about. :)
By Corinne Delgado4 years ago in Fiction
Arthur
Arthur Arthur’s life improved dramatically after his wife died. I mean, he was sad and all that, but not as sad as he thought he should be. It troubled him somewhat. Arthur decided he'd better enrol in grief counselling, just in case he wasn’t doing it right.
By Suzsi Mandeville4 years ago in Fiction
Could It Get Any Worse
Juggling my keys and bags, I stepped onto the elevator. When I reached to press the ninth-floor button, the keys slipped from my grasp and fell neatly through the narrow space into the dark void known as the elevator shaft. I heard a squeaky gasp from the grey-haired lady beside me, and a quiet snort from her equally senior but more portly companion. The tall, incredibly well-built man in the corner remained silent. His blue eyes met mine, and his eyebrows ever so slightly lifted. I detected a slight tightening of his lips, no doubt holding back a guffaw at my plight.
By Bonny Beswick4 years ago in Fiction
How to: Put Your Pants On
The two-holed conundrum has baffled billions. Over the course of our existence, we have done our best to conquer this issue. Many solutions have been proposed but none have solved the problem. The mere fact that you are reading this proves the existential crisis that we all struggle with on a daily basis (except for that one day we spent watching all of the LOTR extended editions).
By Mish Aleisa4 years ago in Fiction
Twisted Tales for Toilet Time: Part I
The Twisted Tales for Toilet Time Series project of short stories is aimed to be a collection of ultra-short short stories that can be read in the average duration of a toilet visit. Most of which fall into the category of the absurd and have little, to no real plot significance.
By Savannah K. Wilson4 years ago in Fiction
