Satire
The Prank. Top Story - January 2023.
"Reset your password” the computer screen flashed. I was about to begin class, and I ignored the prompt. I’m Jerry Lugar, a sixth grade science teacher at Pearl Middle School. This period I was teaching the ‘troubled’ students. I assumed they had done something to the computer to activate the prompt, so I’d deal with it after class. Every day they’d play another prank.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Fiction
The Puppet and the Puppeteer
Today i will just say words and explain my thought processes. ENNUI! I am you, and you are me! We are all in this together. Protected within squares, rectangles and many shaped boxes secured by many faceted passwords and coded secrets. We store our most treasured parts of us in these coveted boxes with many encoded encrypted phrases, which we misplace or lose. The code to the code is lost in the wind. Then you are told to reset your password in order to access the password protected password which you forgot. Madre de Dios, help us!
By Novel Allen3 years ago in Fiction
Is Umbrella Academy Marvel or DC?
I. Introduction Brief overview of Umbrella Academy and its popularity The Umbrella Academy is a popular graphic novel series and television show created by Gerard Way and Gabriel Bá. The story follows a group of estranged siblings with extraordinary abilities who must come together to solve the mystery of their father's death and prevent the apocalypse. The show, which premiered on Netflix in 2019, has garnered a devoted fan base and has been renewed for a second season. The Umbrella Academy has also inspired merchandise and spin-off content, further solidifying its popularity among fans of superhero and comic book media.
By G. PRABAKARAN3 years ago in Fiction
Operation: Save the School
Interrogation — Okay, I know what you’re thinking. This looks bad, and why would he, a middle school meathead, want to save the school? First of all, ouch. Second, this was out of my control, it would’ve happened if I was there or not, and second..er.. thirdly, you’re not getting the whole story. Here, let me go over it for you, in all the gross detail. It all started on a Monday.
By Kyrin Sturdivant3 years ago in Fiction
Cockiness and it's evocative nature
Hello, you may want to reset your password for this one. This story is not for prudes or the morally judgmental (I can be a bit of both sometimes). Our very naughty Charles of Unsplash is clearly none of the above. His use of the plant and measuring ruler stick thing(y), I found profoundly metaphorically hilarious.
By Novel Allen3 years ago in Fiction





