Satire

Cousins Collide
"Hey, it's me Cody Bridges. I'm 10 years and live in Orlando, Florida. It's summer vacation and today is an interesting day. By interesting I mean not necessarily good".
By Kylecovey Smith3 years ago in Fiction
Escape from the Cooinda Cycle: Part Two
I stopped in quickly with a few more to say goodbye on my way to the room, The Large Lady, check. Captain Crossword, check.
By Savannah K. Wilson3 years ago in Fiction
Escape from the Cooinda Cycle: Part Three
I was surprised when I looked at my watch, and rekindled with energy to make it through the last time here, I quickly left the area and used the staff code to exit the back door towards the bins. I enjoyed the small amount of time in relative calm while doing the bins and did not rush back, but slowly made my way back down to The Gypsy’s room.
By Savannah K. Wilson3 years ago in Fiction
Escape from the Cooinda Cycle: Part One
“I've been looking for freedom, Since I left my home town, I've been looking for freedom,” I was singing along as loud as I could clapping where I could without losing control of the vehicle. As the song came to its crescendo, I belted out the final line in time with The Hoff.
By Savannah K. Wilson3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 100
No ,no , no was the first thing I heard myself saying as I came to . I started to become aware of my surroundings and realized that I didn't pass out for too long . It’s because the first thing I noticed was that Draco and Avion were still fighting off in the distance . I could actually see them as clashing dots from afar . How much longer could they keep this up ? Their magical pressure was their unique identifiers . I couldn’t sense Draco’s dragon anywhere . I’m sure I really saw them fuse together . They transformed into a larger more menacing looking dragon . Maybe my body partly blacked out in relief . That must be the trump card Draco mentioned earlier !
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 99
Visceroy was about to respond to Lillandra before she interrupted him . “ Wait there’s an enormous energy headed towards us right now . Who is this ? It feels like a storms coming ! “ Me and Visceroy could sense what she meant . Visceroy locked eyes with me but answered Lillandra . “ It’s Avion , and I’m pretty sure he’s coming for me ! Draco and his dragon are coming too !”
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
How Do We Tell My Kids, I Believe in Santa Claus?
*Only Semi-Autobiographical* Santa Claus is Holly Jolly and all of the fixins. Never does the man fail to put a smile on a deserving child's face. Spreading joy and wonder throughout the many realms. Unceasing the man is, perhaps to a fault. He is neverending, some say he existed before humankind even walked the planet and roamed with the dinosaurs. Dinosaurs celebrating Christmas never really got that big. Could you imagine a Jurassic Christmas Parade? The awestruck feeling left behind on that paleontological Yule Tide festivity. The holiday has been a fixture of many cultures for a Millenium, offering consistent Christmas cheer. A constant fixture many people look forward to, some all year long. This holds true in my house. Quinn and Gypsy love this time of year and celebrate with enthusiasm.
By FRANK? Piccolella3 years ago in Fiction
Zhane & Vitani Chapter 5
Zhane came home and flopped down on his bed after a long day from school and overheard his mom talking to Vitani about the incident at the mall.
By Kylecovey Smith3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 98
I gathered myself while Draco was asking everyone how they were doing . Once again he recommended for us to escape the battle while we could . He also made sure to thank us for our contribution to the fight . He seemed sincere and grateful . Although he said if we’re at our limits then we should escape . He's a very thoughtful leader . He's the youngest of us all but he definitely carries himself in a mature manner . I'm starting to notice why everyone in the village holds him to such a high esteem .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Church of Close Enoughism: The Great Acts of Mediocrity (4-7)
When not working on his day job, playing RPGs, or writing stories, Dr. Laurence J. R. Nix, works to compile and translate ancient texts with intent to reconstruct the fabled Tome of Divine Adequacy. Presented here are the 4th through 7th Great Acts of Mediocrity. The first three Acts can be found via Dr. Nix's author profile.
By Laurence J. R. Nix3 years ago in Fiction
Church of Close Enoughism: The Great Acts of Mediocrity (1-3)
When not working on his day job, playing RPGs, or writing stories, Dr. Laurence J. R. Nix, works to compile and translate ancient texts with intent to reconstruct the fabled Tome of Divine Adequacy. Dr. Nix is both the most learned and the only religious scholar within the Church of Close Enoughism.*
By Laurence J. R. Nix3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 97
After Avion was done bragging to Draco about his power up , he threw Draco across the battle field . Avion shouted at Draco , “ extra power and defense ! How do you like it ?”. Draco’s dragon recovered and tried to tackle Avion from behind , but was backhanded by Avion . The dragon was also sent flying like his master . They weren’t physically hurt , but you could tell Avion was getting to their pride as they stared him down after landing . The way they took there time getting up seemed more mental than physical . They stared each other down for a few minutes while Avion stood there laughing . Meanwhile I'm just wondering if Avion is crazy , or if he's implementing mental warfare . I concluded that both can be true .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction