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A Diary, An Alien Encounter, And Too Much Anal Probing
Have you ever looked at the stars and wondered where the other intelligent life in the universe was hiding? Maybe you saw something bizarre flying through the skies. Did you read the history of events like the famous Roswell Crash or watch the congressional hearings on the UAP phenomenon?
By Jason Morton3 years ago in Humor
Why Clickbait Is Wonderful
😜 There are lots of reasons to love clickbait. But before I get to that, let me tell you what clickbait is. It’s important to know what clickbait is. Bob thought he knew what clickbait was, but he was solely mistaken and lead to the most terrible results.
By Paul Pence3 years ago in Humor
The Timeless Dance of Destiny
In the heart of a bustling city, where the rhythm of life echoed through its streets, there lived a man named Samuel. Samuel was an unassuming clockmaker who owned a small shop on a quaint corner. His existence was marked by the ticking of countless timepieces that adorned his shop, each with its own unique tale to tell.
By Bala Tahir Yunusa 3 years ago in Humor
Rabbit and tortoise's friendship. Content Warning.
Once upon a time, in a lush green forest, lived a very imaginative rabbit named Khargosh. Khargosh loved to spend his days exploring and inventing fun games for all his forest friends. He had a colorful imagination and was always thinking of different ways to have fun. One sunny day, Khargosh stumbled upon a little turtle named Kachhua, who had just moved to the forest. Kachhua was feeling quite lonely and sad because he didn't know anyone and couldn't explore the forest like Khargosh could.
By DHARMA RATAN3 years ago in Humor
The Hunt for Sugar Mummies: A Comedy of Misconceptions
Johnson had a peculiar notion about Abuja— the city was said to be teeming with sugar mummies ready to lavish money on young men in exchange for companionship. But as he would soon find out, not everything was as it seemed in the bustling capital.
By Saheed Abdulsalam3 years ago in Humor
Fortune Favors the Bold
😜 I don't have a motto, but this one might suffice. "Fortune Favors the Bold". Of course, the bold may very well fail spectacularly, but at the very least we can get a good story out of it. They can tell it at my funeral. Presuming they ever find my body. "Can you believe that he actually TRIED that?"
By Paul Pence3 years ago in Humor
He's so smart that..... Top Story - August 2023.
We are at the perfect time in history to plant the seeds for our individual immortality through AI mythology. The AI equivalent of human folklore handed down from human generation to human generation will happen so fast that we will wake up one day and suddenly everything will be changed. But we have a window of opportunity to recognize the potential and seize it before it happens.
By Paul Pence3 years ago in Humor
Language Confusion
😜 The problem with being smart is that people eventually expect you to prove it. "So, I hear you speak 17 languages." Of course I don't speak 17 languages fluently. Or even modestly competently. I can manage English and... well... nod my head at the right times when presented with a few other languages.
By Paul Pence3 years ago in Humor
I'm An Urban Legend
😜 You know what an urban legend is, don't you? One of those stories that people pass along, thinking that they're true, but aren't really. Things like alligators in the sewers of New York. Well, guess what. They're all true. And they're all about me. I'm not only an urban legend. I'm THE urban legend.
By Paul Pence3 years ago in Humor
My Dogs Love Me, Honest!
Sometimes I worry about whether or not my dogs really love me. Okay, if you're a parent, you're probably saying "sometimes I worry about whether or not my kids really love me", but I didn't raise any children, so I worry about the next best thing. Of course, those of you with neither kids nor dogs are probably saying "sometimes I worry about whether or not Paul is sane." I worry about that too, sometimes.
By Paul Pence3 years ago in Humor
