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The Isolation of a Broken Mind. Content Warning.
In a small, dimly lit apartment tucked away on a quiet street, lived a woman named Sarah. Sarah's existence was a poignant illustration of the isolation that often accompanies schizophrenia. Her story was one of heartache, courage, and the enduring yearning for connection in a world that seemed to have forgotten her.
By Timileyin Akinleye3 years ago in Humor
The Punishment
This happened in 2005 when I was in the 12th grade. My school had both boarders as well as days scholars. There were 12 students in my class and four of us lived in the boy's hostel. Since hostel life was usually boring, we'd do all sorts of shit to make our lives a little interesting. So this incident took place on a fine Sunday during games time. A group of us were playing cricket (sports was seasonal in our school and this was the cricket season). Our school had 2 basketball courts and a big ground. Since the ground was a little further away from school, a group of us were playing cricket on one of the basketball courts.
By Binayak Khatri3 years ago in Humor
Are We Out of F*cks Yet?. Top Story - August 2023. Content Warning.
Disclaimer: I use the word “fuck” fairly often in private conversation, and quite loudly on occasion. (Just ask Pam.) I also use various terms that relate to fellatio and incest, and both male and female genitalia. I'm reasonably sure that I've used “The 'F' Word” somewhere in my Vocal stories. This is a satirical look at the growing prevalence of the term in stories I read on this platform. It may cost me some friends. It's bound to cause some resentment. All I can ask is that you read it with your sense of humor active. If you make it to the end (Don't cheat, dammit!) you might even find a fun little surprise.
By Dana Crandell3 years ago in Humor
Quirky Chronicles: Exploring the Unconventional and Hilarious
Introduction In a world often characterized by routine and predictability, the allure of the unconventional and hilarious is simply irresistible. From peculiar inventions that defy logic to unexpected anecdotes that leave us in stitches, the quirks of life never fail to capture our imagination and tickle our funny bones. This article embarks on an intriguing journey, delving into some of the most captivating and amusing topics that celebrate the delightful eccentricities of our world.
By Noor-ul-Ain Iftikhar3 years ago in Humor
The Sublime Absurdity of Bad Poetry (And a Few Cringeworthy Gems)
An oft-forgotten and under-celebrated day, "Bad Poetry Day" is upon us. Every year on August 18, millions of people around the world ignore this day, but don't be like them! Join me on the wonderful ride through the world of bad poetry, and my own (intentional) overtly flowery, superfluously silly, and long-winded diatribe of the ancient craft of (bad) poetry.
By E.K. Daniels3 years ago in Humor
The Pokey Gift List For Ex-Presidents That Shows You Care
After twenty-five years working in corrections and law enforcement and the past three years working around the prison system, a prison is a horrible place. They aren’t meant to be Shangrala. One of the boys is already knee-deep in felonious indictments and the other one is being investigated for a laundry list of crimes relating to his time in office.
By Jason Morton3 years ago in Humor
The Unconventional Job Interview
In a bustling city where skyscrapers competed for sunlight and pedestrians navigated the labyrinth of streets, there was a small, unassuming building known as "WeirdWorks Inc." Rumor had it that WeirdWorks specialized in finding the most eccentric and offbeat job positions for those brave enough to venture into its interview room.
By Noman Isaac3 years ago in Humor
Fairyland TV News
“Welcome to the Fairyland 6 o’clock news. I’m Peter Pumpkin Eater, and here is what’s breaking as we speak. A tragic series of events occurred this afternoon involving Mr. Mouse and a clock. For more, let’s go to Henny Penny, who is speaking with Mr. Mouse.”
By Mark Gagnon3 years ago in Humor
"A Confectionery Caper: The Legend of Lolipop and the Candied Emerald"
In the heart of Sugarville, a town known for its candy-coloured houses and confectionery charm, lived the notorious criminal mastermind, Lolipop. With her vibrant purple hair and a penchant for mischief, Lolipop was as enigmatic as the candies she adored. She had pulled off countless daring heists, leaving behind her signature lollipop-shaped calling card.
By Harry Stephen3 years ago in Humor
