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The Great J-Walkers: A Tale of Ticketing Triumph
Once upon a time in the quirky town of Quirksville, there lived two best friends, Benny and Charlie. These two were known far and wide for their knack for mischief, particularly when it came to their disdain for pedestrian crossings. They were the masters of jaywalking, weaving through traffic with the agility of squirrels and the audacity of... well, two guys who had watched too many action movies.
By Ahsan Fikri2 years ago in Humor
The God Of The Switch. Content Warning.
Introduction Seriously, most of us don't have a clue how anything works, we just expect it to work, and if it stops we call someone to come and fix it, but we could never fix it ourselves could we? These are just some observations on the things in everyday life
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 2 years ago in Humor
Why Didn't You Give Me A Top Story?. Content Warning.
Introduction Obviously, this is fictional because the support person actually has a meaningful dialogue with the protagonist. The protagonist is dismissed, but you can see that this is a total slice of ham fiction.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 2 years ago in Humor
Forecasting the Next Pandemic: Preparing for Tomorrow's Global Health Crisis
The world stands at a critical juncture, poised on the precipice of an uncertain future marked by the looming threat of the next pandemic. As humanity grapples with the aftermath of the COVID-19 pandemic, it has become abundantly clear that pandemics are not isolated events but rather recurrent challenges that demand proactive and coordinated responses. In this essay, we will explore the factors contributing to the likelihood of the next pandemic, potential sources of infectious disease emergence, and strategies for mitigating its impact on global health and economy.
By Etukudoh Paul2 years ago in Humor
Whispers of the heart
In the quaint Harmony Ville, where the air was filled with the sweet scent of blooming flowers, lived two individuals destined for a romance that would echo through the ages. Meet Clara, an effervescent florist with a penchant for poetry, and Jake, A quirky inventor with a heart full of dreams.
By Jessica Gordon 2 years ago in Humor
Pizza Everything . Top Story - February 2024.
My experiment began when I found this odd bit of 90’s nostalgia online. I know what you’re thinking. Finally, an everything pizza seasoning endorsed by The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Millennials, look no further. This 4.4 ounce bottle of pizza-like flavor is available on amazon.com for $12.99. Also available, ‘The Shredder.’
By Leslie Writes2 years ago in Humor
MY BUCKET'S GOT A HOLE IN IT
MY BUCKET’S GOT A HOLE IN IT Or a brain like a sieve ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ OMG! I did it again. You should see my desk; well, actually, you can’t! It’s hidden beneath many stacks of papers that I need to sort through, toss out, file, answer, or whatever else they might require in order for me to find a place to write upon.
By Margaret Brennan2 years ago in Humor
Once Upon a Time, People Whistled to Communicate
Once upon a time, someone asked; if we whistle in a forest but are all alone, can anyone hear us? Whistles are interesting actions. They used it back in Paleolithic times to communicate, try to trick animals into being hunted, attract birds, and probably as mating rituals as well. Would the bride-to-be select the most melodic one to pick her suitor? Or would the strongest win the challenge? Some may have made a complete song out of it. I know I would. I will not let myself be beaten. Not whistling anyway. Wrestling is a different story.
By Rene Volpi 2 years ago in Humor
