Parody
THE WONDERS OF PET OWNERSHIP (AND OTHER LIES WE TELL OURSELVES)
POMP BAY, USA - For centuries, humankind has proudly proclaimed itself the master of the animal kingdom. We have domesticated wolves, tamed jungle cats, and invited birds to share our homes in exchange for a few crackers and the occasional unsolicited scream.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
LIVE AT 6: HALLOWEEN CHAOS SWEEPS THE NATION
POMP BAY, USA — 7:03 P.M. Another live, holiday report from your trusted name in news, The Pompous Post! The streets are alive tonight dear viewers, as costumed civilians flood the suburbs in what officials are calling “an organized candy extraction operation, with light property damage.” Visibility remains low due to fog machines, vape clouds, and that one guy who burned twenty pumpkin-scented incense sticks at the antique store.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
DINNER WEATHER: A Dense Fog of Apathy Has Settled Over the Region
[POMP BAY, USA] - A thick, flavorless fog of apathy has stalled over kitchens across the nation, leaving millions stranded in what experts are calling “an unprecedented supper standoff.” Expected to linger until someone other than your wife figures out what’s for supper.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
🪦 OBITUARY: “The One Houseplant You Overwatered Has Tragically Drowned.”
There are moments in life that test the strength of the human soul. A flat tire. A Wi-Fi outage. A Monday morning. And then… there is this... At precisely 2:47 p.m. on a sunny Tuesday, tragedy struck in Apartment 3B when Fiddleleaf Figgy Smalls, a once-vibrant houseplant of questionable resilience, was found slumped over in its pot. Waterlogged, leaf-limp, and spiritually soggy.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
CSI London - Murder on the Thames
Play intro music of 'I Can't Explain' by The Who (written by P. Townsend , Eel Pie Music Ltd) The scene is in Central London on a quiet dark night in the big city. It is 2am in the morning as the moon hangs over the misty banks of the River Thames.
By Parody and Satire5 months ago in Humor











