Satirical

Instacaptured
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for deals, I can tell you I have no control over tariffs, but I have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a brief career in the grocery game. If you let my family go, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you; I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for your goods, find them, and I will deliver. You'll never see it coming. Except, you will, because GPS is built into the app."
By LRBabout a year ago in Humor
The Coffee Controversy
“Wake up Margaret” My watch, now functioning with an A.I. O.S. meant to integrate with my life, swore to be my administrative assistant.
By Ellie Hoovsabout a year ago in Humor
I Let ChatGPT Plan My Entire Wedding: Here Is What Went Horribly Wrong And Surprisingly Right
The Moment I Almost Called Off My Wedding Picture this: It’s 4 AM, two days before my wedding. My bridesmaids are snoring on the couch, my dog is chewing my veil, and I’m crying over a spreadsheet titled “AI-Generated Floral Arrangements.” That’s when I realized letting an algorithm plan my big day might’ve been the best and worst idea of my life.
By Wryterabout a year ago in Humor
Head of the Gang
”Photosynthesis.” He replies. Nodding as if I understood his answer about how he receives nutrients. I have so many questions. “I see. What about breathing and consuming water?”
By JBazabout a year ago in Humor
Progressively Worse. Content Warning.
I got to the parking lot of my office and my spot was taken. Normally, I’d try to not let this bother me, but my name was on this spot. I worked hard all year for the promotion to assistant regional manager, and in addition to the slight pay bump, the parking spot next to the office was the only other benefit.
By Alex H Mittelman about a year ago in Humor
Police Incident Report
The subject is reported to have “lost their mind” and disassociated from “the consensual hallucination normally referred to as reality”.
By Ian Vinceabout a year ago in Humor
The Cogsmith’s Report. Top Story - February 2025.
The Cogsmith adjusted the brass cranial halo, tightening the screws until Bertie felt a dull ache in his temples. “Immersion requires sacrifice,” he croaked, a phrase Bertie had heard far too often. The Cogsmith strapped Bertie onto the inclined plane, its wooden frame creaking under his weight. A complicated system of pulleys and gears, powered by a hissing steam boiler in the corner, connected to the halo. The Cogsmith attached a conical metal visor over Bertie’s eyes, then spun a valve.
By Ian Vinceabout a year ago in Humor
The Prosperity of Emperor Trumpendous
In the resplendent and enlightened age of Emperor Trumpendous, whose genius illuminated the land like a candle thrown into a gas explosion, the people of the Glorious Republic found themselves in an unparalleled era of prosperity—at least, this was the official decree.
By Ben Sotoabout a year ago in Humor
Varicocele: Causes, Symptoms, and Natural Remedies for Relief
Varicoceles, which resemble varicose veins that can occur in the legs, are conditions where the veins in the scrotum, specifically the pampiniform plexus, enlarge. These veins are responsible for carrying oxygen-depleted blood from the testicles and can cause discomfort and fertility issues. Treatment for varicocele is a subject of concern for men who have this prevalent illness. Scrotal vein enlargement is a characteristic of a varicocele, which can cause pain and perhaps interfere with fertility. This blog will provide you with a thorough overview of varicoceles by going through its common symptoms, causes, and at-home treatment with varicocele natural remedies.
By Bharathomeopathyabout a year ago in Humor
List of the Top #20 Reasons (I'm Guessing) People Complain About Public Breastfeeding. Content Warning.
Well, the malcontents have been malcontent-ing long enough without much-needed exposure, so I am granting them a story spotlight out of my invaluable time for all of five minutes.
By The Dani Writerabout a year ago in Humor
The Lion Meme 🦁👑
Hey there! 👋😁⚡ I'm _Lightning Bolt⚡ with another droll edition of Meme-ing Madness! Since I'm a force of nature and a Top Contributor in the Humor Community, I assume no further introduction is necessary.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
The Silent Town
Daniel Carter had traveled to many places in search of unusual stories, but nothing compared to what he had heard about Ravenshade—a town where no one spoke.
By Hridoy Hasanabout a year ago in Humor