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The One Star Review . Content Warning.
Dear Yurp reviews, This was the worst meal I ever had. My friends and I went to Goma Bakery for some good eats. We had heard good things from other customers. We heard they used a special, sticky plant juice that enhanced the flavor of their food. We heard they were great and had a top notch world famous Michelin rated chef serving the best food and had excellent customer service with a top notch wait staff. People say they always left full and the prices were reasonable.
By Alex H Mittelman 2 years ago in Humor
The Argan Oil Chronicles Part VI
Author's preface: The five previous stories in the series can be found: Part I here, Part II here, Part III here, Part IV here, Part V here
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
Top 5 unseen secrets about birds. Content Warning.
1. Crow Known for its glossy black plumage and distinctive cawing call, the crow has long captivated human fascination.
By CHITHRAKALA.S2 years ago in Humor
I Am A Loud Typer And It’s My Passion
I woke up today and knew I once again had to follow my passion: bothering strangers until they rip their hair out. I do the same thing every day, and I genuinely love my work. The hours are flexible, I make zero dollars an hour, and I can empty a coffee house in less than ten minutes, surprisingly with something other than my odor.
By Carlos Mesa Pla2 years ago in Humor
The Argan Oil Chronicles - Part V
Author's preface: The four previous articles in the series can be found: Part I here, Part II here, Part III here, and Part IV here
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters. Top Story - September 2023. Content Warning.
Page 1 Introduction : Welcome to the only official book that teaches demons and monsters how to cook: The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters, Culinary Adventures for Creatures of the Night. Welcome all. Except humans, you suck. Stay out. If you’re a human, stop reading now. These recipes aren’t for you!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day
Inside the tavern, the pirates all sat a'drinking, a'cussin and a 'swearing. Goblets of frothing beer banged loudly on tables and countertops. The gaudy, irreverent jokes brought loud guffaws from the jolly crowd, but scowls and frowning worry stares from the bartender. He fully expected loads of trouble to be a'popping up, the drunker his patrons became.
By Novel Allen3 years ago in Humor
Drug Dealers vs. Banks
I have odd thoughts when I think about where my money goes. I do not spend money on drugs...well, not illegal drugs. And yet, I still have no money. All that time saving and being (nearly) careful with my cash, I thought that I would be doing better than I am. So, why did this happen?Hmm...
By Kendall Defoe 3 years ago in Humor
My First Stand-Up Act As a Comedian
"HEY VOCAL! Thank you so much, I'm happy to be here tonight. You know, my presence here today is a surprise. I have a side gig, other than being the most amazing writer of all time in ... never. I guess it's more of a main gig, since it earns more than writing... but that's okay. It's a gig, right?
By Hope Martin3 years ago in Humor
The Argan Oil Chronicles - Part IV
Moroccan Hollywood Awaits Biggest Production Yet with Filming of the Musical Jason and the Arganauts Set to Begin Soon Native Moroccan Anouar Hajoui aka DJ Cut Killer Will Write and Score the Film’s Musical Numbers
By Everyday Junglist3 years ago in Humor
Bob, the Last Man on Earth
Ah, what a fine morning to wake up to the end of the world! The sun’s shining, the birds’re tweeting (they hadn't migrated to other planets, of course), and I, Bob, the hero of our story, find myself stuck in an unfortunate predicament.
By Cody Segraves3 years ago in Humor
The Argan Oil Chronicles - Part III
Setting the Record Straight - I Have No Ties to the Moroccan Government or Any Financial Interests in the Argan Oil Business
By Everyday Junglist3 years ago in Humor