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Why the Rich Never Tell White Lies After Labor Day
Every year, as the last rosé is chilled, the final seaplane taxis off to Aspen, and Labor Day folds its socially acceptable linen napkin, an ancient tradition quietly stirs among the elite: They stop telling white lies. Why you ask?
By The Pompous Post6 days ago in Humor
The Lavender Tsunami and the Great Pool Slide Barricade
Dear Mary, Please accept my most sincere apologies for the state of the downstairs guest bathroom. I know you specifically asked me to keep the “Sanctuary Suite” pristine for your mother’s arrival this evening, and I truly regret that the Egyptian cotton towels now smell faintly of low-tide and desperation.
By Meko James 6 days ago in Humor
How I Ruined Christmas
To the love of my life, I’m unfortunately unable to marry you. As I have had something that I needed to confess for the past six months. That I have done something so vile and so disgusting that I cannot say it to your face. Writing it out for you is one of the most difficult things I have done in the past three years we’ve known each other. Leaving it on your pillow in the hopes that you’ll see it after I don’t come to the altar.
By Raphael Fontenelle6 days ago in Humor



















