Harper Lewis

Joined July 2025

217 stories

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I'm a subversive weirdo nerd witch who loves rocks. Intrusive rhyme bothers me. Some of my fiction may have provoked divorce proceedings in another state.😈

My words are mine. Suggest ai use and get eviscerated.

MA English literature, CofC

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The Blood of Eve IX. Content Warning.
After my shower, with Irish Spring and Head & Shoulders, I got dressed in a pair of jeans and a Hornets hoodie, grabbed my keys and wallet and headed out tbe door, into the evening. There was sand on my floormat but I couldn’t figure how it got there since I haven’t been to the beach in a really long time.
By Harper Lewis2 months ago in Horror
Operating Costs
I understand that a fair number of Vocal creators are having trouble. I also see a correlation: these creators have approximately 3000+ published stories. That’s a lot, even if they’re just text files, but when you add media, that file size grows exponentially. Anyone else ever get the “Your iCloud storage is full” message on your phone? Time to delete files or buy more storage.
By Harper Lewis2 months ago in Writers
Tangerine
I saw the gods languishing in honeyed sunlight with big tits Happenstance and the flat-chested Fates: spinning measuring
By Harper Lewis2 months ago in Poets
Thicket of Thieves
A thicket of thieves purloined my letters, trampling them underfoot, into the mottled leaf carcasses strewn on the path, recklessly ravishing a rambling creek in a rain-rutted ravine,
By Harper Lewis2 months ago in Poets
Job. Content Warning.
"Check out Job—he’s got it going on, and he loves me with everything he's got.” God looked over the top of his beer with a smirk.
By Harper Lewis2 months ago in Fiction
Love. Top Story - February 2026.
That first night: the laughter, the music, the love The first date: the music, the poetry, the moon The road trip through a hurricane, my yoga pants ruined by rain, the Violent Femmes, and that morning at the Hirshorn, the Rodin
By Harper Lewis2 months ago in Poets
Glowafter
before the snow got dirty, you loved me, wrote my name in cursive on the lining of your soul when you gathered all the courage in the galaxy next door,
By Harper Lewis2 months ago in Poets
Paradox of Stasis
Scarlet staccato sunlight stiletto stabs my eyes Tattooing through trees, a tap dance on a hardwood floor The rhythmic beat reverberates through me
By Harper Lewis2 months ago in Poets
Constructive Criticism
People always say they’re open to constructive criticism, but they usually mean they’re open to praise. It doesn’t take much pride and ego swallowing to accept praise; even Donald Trump can do it. However, constructive criticism may need a grain or two of sugar going down.
By Harper Lewis2 months ago in Writers
Summer Dreams
ribbons of eighty-five unfurl under my tires, scrolling through South Carolina, back through my roots, climbing the thick, wooden trunk: sturdy, girth-invested, all the way up into my branches, finally leaving.
By Harper Lewis2 months ago in Poets
Intoxication. Runner-Up in The Unnecessary Line Challenge.
I'm like a martini or a really good bourbon, an acquired taste that will soothe your spirit, unless you over-indulge: I'll get you
By Harper Lewis2 months ago in Poets
Brokedown Shakedown . Content Warning.
The American system is broken, badly. Our checks and balances have been hijacked by a madman serial rapist pedophile. Let that part sink in. Then look at his business records. It’s damn near impossible to bankrupt a casino, but he’s done it more than once. Trump Steaks (🤮), Trump Vodka (😵‍💫), and Trump University (🪦) were all blistering successes, amiright?
By Harper Lewis2 months ago in Humans