Humor
Secrets of the Dragons. Top Story - June 2022.
There weren’t always dragons in the Valley. Up until recently, the worst anyone had to worry about in San Fernando was paying for their ten-dollar latte or occasionally outmaneuvering a flashing homeless man. The most vicious creatures on the streets were studio executives on the hunt for growing talent with dreams ripe for the crushing.
By M. J. Northwood4 years ago in Fiction
A Trip To Space
In the early afternoon, I couldn’t take the mundane world any more. As I looked out my window, upside down, while hanging over the side of the bed on my back; Clouds were passing pretty quickly, and it seemed as though they were parting the skies for me.
By Shannon Burger4 years ago in Fiction
Cats Rule the World. Top Story - May 2022.
It’s the fur that gets me. I know that they are meant to be our superiors but do they have to be so furry? Spending every day of my life following them around with a broom, collecting hair, it’s monotonous but I should count myself lucky, at least I am not on shovelling duty.
By Ben Shelley4 years ago in Fiction
Peanut Buttered
Good morning, Mom. Or, at least by the time you find the corner of this letter peeking out from under the toaster, it will be morning. You'll be inserting two of those breakfast pastries you like into the slots of the toaster, even though you tell me I'm not allowed to even buy them because they are so loaded with sugar.
By Charleigh Justice4 years ago in Fiction
Agency of the 5th World Head Mission 8: The Shadow Energy Cannon (Original Version)
Previous Mission First Mission <By Jeremiah Ellison Original Plotline by Jeremiah and Nic Ellison I do not own Pokémon. Pokémon belongs to Game Freak, Nintendo, and the Pokémon Company Int.>
By Jeremiah Ellison4 years ago in Fiction
The sugary guide to good sleep.
Once upon a time in a town not far from our dreams, where the trees are made of cotton candy and the streets are paved with jelly beans. Where houses are made from gingerbread, and the chocolate rivers flow past, lives Hapless, the sweetest bean of all the beans in Sugarville.
By Domenique Snyders 4 years ago in Fiction
A Second Helping of Pickles: A Day in the Life of the Celestial Wombat
Humans always assume Jesus is a straight, white man with flowing hickory-colored hair, a length of bushy beard, and an ethical sense of justice. There’s only a few things you really need to know to understand the complexity of my true personality. Firstly, I defecate in cubes. I litter tiny squares of cosmic shit all over the galaxy. How’d you think the Earth was created? No, gravity didn’t pull a million particles of dust and gas to form the planet. I just had a bit too much Taco Bell. Speaking of which, it takes me seventy of your Earth hours to digest a meal. They say Rome wasn’t built in a day and well…I guess they’re right. The last thing you need to know about me? Take a deep breath. This might be a lot for your pocket-sized human brain.
By Charleigh Justice4 years ago in Fiction
