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By Hillora Lang4 years ago in Fiction
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By Harry smith4 years ago in Fiction
Dude, Is That a Dragon or am I Just High? . Top Story - May 2022.
"There weren't always dragons in the valley." “Dude, stay off the acid! That’s a lizard.” "No, Josh. It’s got wings. It was flying!”
By Cathy holmes4 years ago in Fiction
The Little Monster
It was a trying year for Philip Muzzello. Going through some sort of mid-life crisis, he had purchased – on credit at a fixed APR of 15% – the red Italian sports car of his dreams. He had no idea it would lead to his end-life crisis.
By Robert Bear4 years ago in Fiction
Hillbilly Vampire
Table of Contents Chapter Title Chapter A Saturday Night 1 The Last Lap 2 The Plan 3
By Robin Neudeck4 years ago in Fiction
Rong Is Wright
“I haven’t written a word in two years,” said Audley Ruan. To the cafe’s server, he ordered,“Chicken salad on rye, and a cup of chai,” before he pivoted back to face his mysterious companion. “Writer’s block, I can handle, but this—”
By Eric Wolf4 years ago in Fiction
Sweet 16 Slay
There weren't always dragons in the Valley. Drug dealers and gangbangers, for sure. Like, pimps, porn stars and homeless people, totally. But, you’d come to expect that in San Fernando.
By Shamona Pretz4 years ago in Fiction
The Swarm
There weren’t always dragons in the valley. Now though, there are swarms of them; mosquito sized, flying, fire breathing lizards. People barely leave their homes now, in fear of suffering from multiple bites from small, shark toothed mouthes, or burns suffered from the tiniest of flamethrowers. On the plus side, they eat most nuisance flying insects, so I guess they’re not all bad. Who am I kidding, they flew off with my dog For Pete’s sake! I’m terrified of them, even though they‘re tiny.
By Mercury Z. Fugere4 years ago in Fiction
Mr. Liu, the ADHD guy
Me, Kevin, Chester, and Peter were sitting in the McDonald's across from our college. We had been waiting for Liu for 30 minutes.
By Ray Hsu4 years ago in Fiction
Frankincense & Lavender
Cedric’s eyes became wide right as he popped a chip full of nacho goodness into his mouth. Crunching away, and trying not to talk with food in his mouth, he then took a rather large sip out of a tall can Sandy brought out and paused deliberately before placing it back on the coaster atop of the glass table.
By Majique MiMi4 years ago in Fiction
Scarlet queen
Scarlet She smiled that wicked smile and laughed at the man juggling his guts screaming for help as he quickly bled to death. Her hair was long spread out on her shoulders, a dark blood red with a hint of black. She was tall, taller than most. She wore black skintight jeans that made her stick out in all the right places, and her jacket, an old 50's style tuxedo hoody with two tails, except new and vamped up to look gothic and sinister. Her beauty was unmatched. And her eyes were an emerald green, the kind one could get lost staring into.
By S.R.Daley4 years ago in Fiction
She is Trying
Dear readers, this is the 4th installment of this series. If you are curious or confused, please read the pervious 3. Faith Penny took a hard gulp of Antique Weller from a square glass so full it could not accommodate ice. She winced at its harsh bite before settling into its smooth embrace. She had nowhere to be the next day. She had no tasks to fill her idleness. She was at peace, and that peace rankled at her.
By E. J. Strange4 years ago in Fiction