movie review

Movie reviews for horror fans; from gruesome bone-chillers to dark horror thrillers, a showcase for frightful films that seek to entertain and to terrify.

'Charismata' (2017)
Even if you never had to learn police work like the rest of us plebs,anybody with a TV knows that it takes three bodies to make a serial killer.You know what I’m saying, you’re just being pedantic.
By Peter P7 years ago in Horror
'Overlord' (2018)
The German doctor, he believes the tar in the groundhas some kind of a power.He calls it his science.But it’s just an excuse to kill us.
By Peter P7 years ago in Horror
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Flatliners' (1990)
I just found out there was a remake of this amazing classic, and I've never reviewed the original, so I decided to rewatch it... again.
By Reed Alexander7 years ago in Horror
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf' (2015)
Where do I begin on this silly mess of absolute nonsense? It comes down to the important question. Was this, intentional pile of dog shit, an entertaining pile of dog shit? Does a little kid hit the dog shit and slide across the lawn? Or does the pile of dog shit just sit there, till it get's hard, and turns white? Well, it was hit and miss. It was more like the little kid running around the yard, nearly missing the dog shit, keeping up the spectacle, because you know he's gonna step on it at some point, but when he did, it was kinda just a head nod.
By Reed Alexander7 years ago in Horror
'Happy Death Day 2U' Is a Well-Written Sci-Fi Slasher That Solves Many Mysteries from the First
Last night, in preparation for this movie, I watched the original Happy Death Day and I loved it. It got me pretty pumped to see the sequel, which I watched today.
By Jonathan Sim7 years ago in Horror
Weird and Pissed Off Reviews: Two Duds and a Nostalgic Gem
Thanks to a persistent illness that refused to grant me comfort this week, it was a pretty light week for being in the right frame of mind to care about movies. I did sneak in a few, however, so don't get too worried!
By Mark LoProto7 years ago in Horror
'Incident in a Ghostland' (2018)
Jesus Christ.It’s Rob Zombie’s house. They came up with the following slogans for Hereditary, “The scariest film ever” and “A highlight in horror in the last 50 years." Well, I wonder what they would say about Incident in a Ghostland? I won’t say this is the most masterful horror of all time. And no, it’s not as frightening as The Exorcist. That one scared me to death in those days. Incident in a Ghostland uses the same concept as “The Seasoning House and I Spit on Your Grave. From the sexual abuse of innocent girls and the psychological damage these desperate victims suffer from—it’s not trembling and shaking all the time, but the whole movie you’ll have that uncomfortable feeling.
By Peter P7 years ago in Horror
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday' (1993)
Again, not sure why this installment of the Friday the 13th (F13) franchise was so universally hated on. In my review of Jason X (aka Jason in Space!) I mentioned fans of the franchise placed the original run on WAY too fucking high a pedestal. Five, in my opinion, is really the worst and it's more about what it wasn't than what it was.
By Reed Alexander7 years ago in Horror
'Happy Death Day 2U'
As this film began, I felt an overwhelming sense of relatability to the main characters; this is because, just as they were experiencing the same day over and over again, I felt as if I was watching a film that I had seen 100 times before. This isn't an offhand remark about this film being too similar to its predecessor as I haven't ever seen the first film and after seeing its sequel, I don't plan to.
By Danny Liken7 years ago in Horror
'Hereditary' (2018)
If you could have just said, “I’m sorry,” or faced up to what happened.Maybe then we could do something with this.But you can’t take responsibility for anything!So now I can’t accept… And I can’t forgive because…Because nobody admits anything they’ve done!
By Peter P7 years ago in Horror
Remaking My Childhood (Pt. 1)
WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD! I've decided, in addition to my series of therapeutic letters (check out my profile for more information on that. Hint: Shameless Plugging), I've also decided to take on the remakes of my childhood favorites.
By Kathryn Parker7 years ago in Horror
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Ghost Team' (2016)
I'll be blunt. This movie was wholly predictable. But, in this case that's okay. You shouldn't be expecting any twists in this lovable little horror comedy. The movie was disappointingly not as violent as I was expecting. It wore the badge "Unrated" on Netflix, but there are two types of unrated films. Films so shocking, the producers knew they couldn't get them past the ratings people. And films were they ran out of money and could pay for the ratings people. Unfortunately, this was the latter. The "Unrated" badge here is just a clever way to make the movie more enticing. I'd put it at about PG-13 with a little too much swearing to keep that rating.
By Reed Alexander7 years ago in Horror